From Donna: Halloween Night Out

This year Halloween really sucked. Not really, I just decided to be a vampire. Jolin and I, in our last-minute shopping spree, both selected to be vamps. Our friend from work and school, Jamie, chose to let the little devil out for the night. Glen, who was suppose to accompany us as death, selected to stay in for the evening. Ladies night out began at Gatsby's. Most everyone there participated in the Halloween costume ritual. Among the crowd were many cats, witches, hippies, sexy police officers, nurses, doctors, clowns, pirates, celebrities, a walking beer, Beetlejuice and the Fanta Girls. We danced, introduced Jamie to the Cosmopolitan, and watched two blondes fight. After Gatsby's we decided to make a little detour. Not to get candy. Yes to play a trick. 3:00 am - Two vampires and a devil enter Ingles and purchase 200 feet of saran wrap. 3:10 am - The three culprits arrive at an unsuspecting co-worker's home. 3:20 am - The co-worker's truck is preserved safely inside the 200 feet of saran wrap, protected from the damp, cold night air. 3:30 am - Safe and home.